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Peg Warming: The Story Of My Life

A peg warmer is an action figure that was over-ordered and is now hanging dusty in some discount aisle. Perhaps it's my sick mind, but I think the term is hinting at something sexual. I make no claims that these posts are interesting or even worthy of your time. Read at your own risk!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Fly in the Face

Today I was walking outside when I felt something suddenly on my lips. I reach to grab it and it turns out to be a fruit fly which inadvertently gets squished in the process. I was totally grossed out. My lips felt funky and I kept wanting to spit for the next couple of minutes.

There's no point to this account. Just thought I'd share it with you all.

p.s. Just as I was sitting down to write this post out, a tiny mosquito flew around my head. It's dead now. Call me the "Bug-anator". That's really lame, I know.

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