Arithmetic
(Me + 3 lesbians)(Lick Nightclub+Booze) = Hangover
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A peg warmer is an action figure that was over-ordered and is now hanging dusty in some discount aisle. Perhaps it's my sick mind, but I think the term is hinting at something sexual. I make no claims that these posts are interesting or even worthy of your time. Read at your own risk!
Today I was walking outside when I felt something suddenly on my lips. I reach to grab it and it turns out to be a fruit fly which inadvertently gets squished in the process. I was totally grossed out. My lips felt funky and I kept wanting to spit for the next couple of minutes.
I've been talking with lot of 16 year olds recently who are getting ready to go back to school. Something that I can't help but notice is that kids today are dressing a whole lot more sophisticated then when I was going to high school.